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Old 26-04-2020, 11:54   #9886
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Old 26-04-2020, 12:33   #9887
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when you can't do anything else laugh. I maybe biased. But this is planning or is this planning??
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when you can't do anything else laugh. I maybe biased. But this is planning or is this planning??
JOKE?

No......tragedy....
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Old 26-04-2020, 13:14   #9889
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JOKE?

No......tragedy....
Perhaps not a tragedy. As a great socialist once said, one death is a tragedy. A million deaths are a statistic.
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I'm in the high risk group, on a number of fronts; but I still don't know what it is.
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Unless you look at some vaccine ingredients
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Just saw the new cross marketing for Corona Beer and Clorox . The new product is called Clorona.
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Just saw the new cross marketing for Corona Beer and Clorox . The new product is called Clorona.
Does it come with a UV light too?
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In the past 4 months we’ve had 1 typhoon, 1 Volcano & 1 pandemic. What’s next for the Philippines.
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In the past 4 months we’ve had 1 typhoon, 1 Volcano & 1 pandemic. What’s next for the Philippines.

Communism?
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Old 26-04-2020, 19:11   #9897
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Communism?
Wouldn’t that just be a different flavor for an already authoritarian gov’t?
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Communism would be hard to implement here. No one obeys the rules. They would have to put everyone in a concentration camp first.
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when you can't do anything else laugh. I maybe biased. But this is planning or is this planning??

I read this article and I saw - opportunity.

- unemployed people to pick fruit and vegetables

- blueberries become jam

- milk becomes cream and cheese

- cabbages become sauerkraut and kim chi

- anything else can be pickled or bottled or canned

But, yes, total lack of planning and opportunities missed.

Problem is, the supply chain is still set up for 'capitalist pay as you go' and cannot cope with 'the govt will pay us later if we do it now'.

The key is 'the govt WILL pay us' ... or will they...???

And therein lies the problem.
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Communism would be hard to implement here. No one obeys the rules. They would have to put everyone in a concentration camp first.
True, but I believe they are now called Reeducation Camps. Give me a minute, I am calling Dictator for Life Xi to verify this.
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