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Old 26-04-2020, 06:59   #9871
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Humm! Those are bigger then the ones on the Seattle Space Neddle.

You need to see the watch they go into.
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Wife: Did I gain much weight during the quarantine?

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https://parodyproject.com/laughter-i...eorge-kershaw/
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Volcano!

Because I'll get to use the John Oliver quote:
"Join me as we dance madly on the lip of the volcano."
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How many people remember adjusting these using a standard business card as a field expedient feeler gauge?!!


Oh come on the only way to set accurately is with a dwell meter -cap on or off
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Oh come on the only way to set accurately is with a dwell meter -cap on or off
I only have a few vivid memories of my father before he died in Vietnam in 1965. One of them was of him smoking a pipe and his best friend smoking a cigar as they drank Hamm's beer, laughed it up and used a "borrowed" Navy oscilloscope to tune up his Mercedes 190 SL. I was 4 yrs old at the time.

Based on this I think an oscilloscope is the ultimate tool for setting your points.
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