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27-01-2020, 14:35
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#8386
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Reefmagnet
... Cos you knew they're gunna be tough ones?
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Either that or because he was concerned about his sensitive electronics It seems his intentions for a sine were pure.
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27-01-2020, 14:57
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#8387
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Marine Service Provider
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Re: The New Joke Thread
It's started...
The Queen and Prince Phillip are visiting Harry and Megan in Canada.
The Prince known to be partial to his Pink Gins gets into a session with Megan.
The Price starts to get pissed while Megan continues to drink on with no visible effect.
Phillip is curious and bends over and in a whisper asks Megan, “My Dear, how do you hold your liquor?”
Megan looks at him and replies, “Usually by the ears”.
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27-01-2020, 15:00
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#8388
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Re: The New Joke Thread
^^^^ Ba Da Bum... tish! ^^^^
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27-01-2020, 15:04
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#8389
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by ArmyDaveNY
Either that or because he was concerned about his sensitive electronics It seems his intentions for a sine were pure.
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You're just going off on a tangent
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27-01-2020, 15:07
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#8390
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by D&D
It's started...
The Queen and Prince Phillip are visiting Harry and Megan in Canada.
The Prince known to be partial to his Pink Gins gets into a session with Megan.
The Price starts to get pissed while Megan continues to drink on with no visible effect.
Phillip is curious and bends over and in a whisper asks Megan, “My Dear, how do you hold your liquor?”
Megan looks at him and replies, “Usually by the ears”.
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Charlie "wingnut" Windsor should not be surprised by that explanation!
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27-01-2020, 15:57
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#8391
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Reefmagnet
... Cos you knew they're gunna be tough ones?
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Hey you kids in the back of the class. SINH
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27-01-2020, 19:55
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefmagnet
... Cos you knew they're gunna be tough ones?
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And you know that you had been working on your tan instead of studying...
Jim
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27-01-2020, 21:19
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#8393
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Stop it guys, please. It’s bad enough being a maths nerd without having to listen to other maths nerds.
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27-01-2020, 21:22
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by GILow
Stop it guys, please. It’s bad enough being a maths nerd without having to listen to other maths nerds.
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There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good with math and those who are not!
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27-01-2020, 21:36
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GILow
Stop it guys, please. It’s bad enough being a maths nerd without having to listen to other maths nerds.
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https://youtu.be/UBX2QQHlQ_I
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27-01-2020, 22:13
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#8396
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Lotto: A tax on people bad at math.
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27-01-2020, 22:13
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#8397
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Re: The New Joke Thread
There was a math reference in there somewhere...?????
Who knew..???
[Tongue very firmly in cheek]
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27-01-2020, 22:15
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Re: The New Joke Thread
FTR, I did actually study trigonometry, but never quite got the whole sin, cos, tan thing....
Sadly, not a math nerd....
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27-01-2020, 22:19
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#8399
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Ken: Hey Del, I heard you were dead. You are getting pretty old.
Del: Nope! Not yet. But I am worried that my friends in heaven are thinking that I didn’t made it.
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27-01-2020, 22:21
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#8400
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Re: The New Joke Thread
BTW, remind my 9-yr old self what math nerds call those equations that go like this:
(x + y)(x + y)= something or other
From memory, the equation resolves as X^2 + 2xy + y^2 = something or other
I vaguely recall being OK at them, for some inexplicable reason....
Can't for the life of me recall how they go now, 50 years on...
Feel free to fall off your chair laughing.....
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