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Old 27-01-2020, 15:35   #8386
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... Cos you knew they're gunna be tough ones?
Either that or because he was concerned about his sensitive electronics It seems his intentions for a sine were pure.
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Old 27-01-2020, 15:57   #8387
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Re: The New Joke Thread

It's started...

The Queen and Prince Phillip are visiting Harry and Megan in Canada.

The Prince known to be partial to his Pink Gins gets into a session with Megan.

The Price starts to get pissed while Megan continues to drink on with no visible effect.

Phillip is curious and bends over and in a whisper asks Megan, “My Dear, how do you hold your liquor?”

Megan looks at him and replies, “Usually by the ears”.

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^^^^ Ba Da Bum... tish! ^^^^
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Either that or because he was concerned about his sensitive electronics It seems his intentions for a sine were pure.

You're just going off on a tangent
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Old 27-01-2020, 16:07   #8390
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It's started...

The Queen and Prince Phillip are visiting Harry and Megan in Canada.

The Prince known to be partial to his Pink Gins gets into a session with Megan.

The Price starts to get pissed while Megan continues to drink on with no visible effect.

Phillip is curious and bends over and in a whisper asks Megan, ďMy Dear, how do you hold your liquor?Ē

Megan looks at him and replies, ďUsually by the earsĒ.


Charlie "wingnut" Windsor should not be surprised by that explanation!
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Old 27-01-2020, 16:57   #8391
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... Cos you knew they're gunna be tough ones?

Hey you kids in the back of the class. SINH
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Old 27-01-2020, 20:55   #8392
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... Cos you knew they're gunna be tough ones?
And you know that you had been working on your tan instead of studying...

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Stop it guys, please. Itís bad enough being a maths nerd without having to listen to other maths nerds.
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Old 27-01-2020, 22:22   #8394
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Stop it guys, please. Itís bad enough being a maths nerd without having to listen to other maths nerds.
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good with math and those who are not!
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Stop it guys, please. Itís bad enough being a maths nerd without having to listen to other maths nerds.
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Lotto: A tax on people bad at math.
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There was a math reference in there somewhere...?????

Who knew..???







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FTR, I did actually study trigonometry, but never quite got the whole sin, cos, tan thing....

Sadly, not a math nerd....
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Ken: Hey Del, I heard you were dead. You are getting pretty old.

Del: Nope! Not yet. But I am worried that my friends in heaven are thinking that I didnít made it.
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BTW, remind my 9-yr old self what math nerds call those equations that go like this:

(x + y)(x + y)= something or other

From memory, the equation resolves as X^2 + 2xy + y^2 = something or other

I vaguely recall being OK at them, for some inexplicable reason....

Can't for the life of me recall how they go now, 50 years on...

Feel free to fall off your chair laughing.....
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