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25-04-2020, 09:25
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#9826
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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25-04-2020, 11:46
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#9827
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Disinfectant, perhaps?
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25-04-2020, 11:59
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#9828
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Registered User
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Can't think of joke, so here's just a little something while waiting for the bread to bake.
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"Being offended is not the same thing as being right." Dave Barry.
Laughter is the salve that keeps reality from scaring.
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25-04-2020, 12:04
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#9829
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by StuM
> Most people can't understand MATH, much less exponential equations. Unchecked with a infection rate of 2.3, the difference between 100,000 infected and 1,000,000 is less than a week.
And some people don't know what an infection rate is
Hint: It's not a "relative growth rate", "doubling time" or any other time based number.
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Does an infection rate have anything to do with an inflection point?
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25-04-2020, 12:13
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#9830
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Re: The New Joke Thread
SoCaldMax, Why you shooting blanks? I like your stuff!
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25-04-2020, 12:15
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#9831
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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25-04-2020, 12:20
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#9832
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Just to be clear. "What We Should All be doing durung this Time."
https://youtu.be/wVs5AyjzwRM
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25-04-2020, 12:41
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#9833
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by socaldmax
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I'm in the high risk group, on a number of fronts; but I still don't know what it is.
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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25-04-2020, 12:45
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#9834
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by GordMay
I'm in the high risk group, on a number of fronts; but I still don't know what it is.
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It’s a set of points for a distributor of a petrol engine. Today we have electronic ignition so points are obsolete for past 30+/- years.
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25-04-2020, 12:50
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#9835
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Senior Cruiser
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by transmitterdan
It’s a set of points for a distributor of a petrol engine. Today we have electronic ignition so points are obsolete for past 30+/- years.
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D'oh!
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25-04-2020, 13:44
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#9836
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
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WOW! What are those used for and what kind of tool (vehicle? robot? magic?) is used to do them up?
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25-04-2020, 14:25
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#9837
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Moderator Emeritus
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GordMay
I'm in the high risk group, on a number of fronts; but I still don't know what it is.
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You just seriously outed yourself as a non Motörhead
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25-04-2020, 14:26
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#9838
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Jacksonville/ out cruising
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by transmitterdan
It’s a set of points for a distributor of a petrol engine. Today we have electronic ignition so points are obsolete for past 30+/- years.
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Except airplanes, they still have them, because the FAA is ignorant.
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25-04-2020, 14:40
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#9839
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Senior Cruiser
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by a64pilot
You just seriously outed yourself as a non Motörhead
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I'm not a motorhead, but I still have my dwell screwdriver.
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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25-04-2020, 14:59
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#9840
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Location: Indonesia
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Why does a baker have brown hands?
Because he kneads a poo!
This is Caleb’s favourite joke. Caleb is a 13 year old brain tumour survivor and decided to create a joke book so that others could laugh during their recovery. You can find it here https://www.childcancer.org.nz/get-i...ebs-joke-book/.
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