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Old 22-06-2020, 04:09   #11386
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Old 22-06-2020, 05:46   #11387
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...I have to admit that the " moderators" on these different boards do a marvelous job...trying to deal with a rabble rousing crowd often hell bent on breaking all the rules...they seem to guide the ship thru' all manners of storms and rough seas...it must be a paying job, because surely no-one would perform this job on their own time..though I have been taken to task before by a " moderator" it would be fair to say I was skirting the edge....
...this " joke" thread is a particularly difficult ship to steer, judging by the often barroom level jokes"....
..now approaching 800 pages, I think it's time to buy the " moderator" a beer....for displaying a cool head whilst all others run amok....come to think of it....an 800 page thread is probably worthy of a six-pack...
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Old 22-06-2020, 11:10   #11388
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...this " joke" thread is a particularly difficult ship to steer, judging by the often barroom level jokes"....
We live in a post Algonquin Round Table world.

And barroom level jokes? Guilty. Heck, I've a number of posts that begin "So I was down to the pub the other night....", or also "Bits and Bobs overheard down at the pub..."

I'd post another one now but unfortunatly, with this covid/corona thingy, the pubs have all been closed for months! My liver and wallet seem to agree that it's been a good thing, but still...

Anyway - I admire socaldmax's tenacity with posting here on the thread. But he still owes me for a cpl of coffee-drenched keyboards. Hey, socal? Singapore. The bar at Raffles hotel. February, 2023. We'll work out the details later. Bring jokes.

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it's sad that many dads get a bad rap.....I get it....there are many deadbeat dads, but also those dads that are superman to their kids...you bring 'em into the world....your job is to take care of them....and if bucking the trend and putting them in the corner to contemplate their sins...is necessary...just do it....
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To be a mod here you have to be a massokissed, uh mascochist. Uh screw it you have to like pain
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