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Old 31-03-2020, 21:02   #9106
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There's a post here someplace about crew or mates. Possibly both. On that I have this thought.
Remember thatyou'll be taking on 17 people.
4 better
4 worse
4 richer
4 poorer
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= 17, and on any given day you will not know which one you're dealing with.

Actually, it's only 9.

It's 4 better OR 4 worse..... not both...!!
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Some of the doctors are saying that one of the early signs of Covid-19 is a loss of smell and taste.


Based on the last few pages of jokes, I suggest all of you run down to the nearest hospital and get tested for the virus.
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Old 31-03-2020, 21:06   #9108
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Actually, it's only 9.

It's 4 better OR 4 worse..... not both...!!
If you want to be thorough instead of just slightly picky, it's also 4 richer OR 4 poorer.
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S'wot I said...not 17, only 9.... do the math..!
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S'wot I said...not 17, only 9.... do the math..!
I didn't say there was anything wrong with your math, but if you're going to use it in your math, show your work.

You left it out, which is what I pointed out.
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I didn't say there was anything wrong with your math, but if you're going to use it in your math, show your work.

You left it out, which is what I pointed out.

Awww, c'mon, teach..! I gotta show *all* my workings out...????
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Actually, it's only 9.

It's 4 better OR 4 worse..... not both...!!
There are three kinds of people in the world, those who are good with math, and those who are not.
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