The New Joke Thread

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by Tonali99

There's a post here someplace about crew or mates. Possibly both. On that I have this thought.
Remember thatyou'll be taking on 17 people.
4 better
4 worse
4 richer
4 poorer
+ the new crew (or mate)
= 17, and on any given day you will not know which one you're dealing with.

Actually, it's only 9.

It's 4 better OR 4 worse..... not both...!!

[socaldmax]

Some of the doctors are saying that one of the early signs of Covid-19 is a loss of smell and taste.


Based on the last few pages of jokes, I suggest all of you run down to the nearest hospital and get tested for the virus.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Actually, it's only 9.

It's 4 better OR 4 worse..... not both...!!

If you want to be thorough instead of just slightly picky, it's also 4 richer OR 4 poorer.

[Buzzman]

S'wot I said...not 17, only 9.... do the math..!

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

S'wot I said...not 17, only 9.... do the math..!

I didn't say there was anything wrong with your math, but if you're going to use it in your math, show your work.

You left it out, which is what I pointed out.

[OldGreyB]

Social Distancing :

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

I didn't say there was anything wrong with your math, but if you're going to use it in your math, show your work.

You left it out, which is what I pointed out.

Awww, c'mon, teach..! I gotta show *all* my workings out...????

[ArmyDaveNY]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Actually, it's only 9.

It's 4 better OR 4 worse..... not both...!!

There are three kinds of people in the world, those who are good with math, and those who are not.

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[StuM]

Originally Posted by OldGreyB

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More anti-cat propaganda! Why is the mono show with sails up and the cat with them furled?

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