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Old 17-08-2016, 09:32   #1606
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OK...you got me......
A guy who can't stand these kind of jokes...


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A guy with no arms or legs water skiing?



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Old 17-08-2016, 22:17   #1609
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HA, good one!
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Old 17-08-2016, 22:21   #1610
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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in a wall?

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Old 17-08-2016, 22:25   #1611
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

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What if he has no tongue?

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What do you call his arms and legs?

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Old 18-08-2016, 03:18   #1612
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

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Oh no no no.....thats as bad as "what do you call a cow with only 2 legs? Lean beef!"

A cow that has had an abortion. ...decalfinated

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Old 18-08-2016, 04:15   #1613
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Oh no no no.....thats as bad as "what do you call a cow with only 2 legs? Lean beef!"

A cow that has had an abortion. ...decalfinated

Where do cows go for lunch? Calfeteria
HA HA HA, you're right, it's at least as bad.
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Where does one get dragon milk?

From a cow with short hind legs!
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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a stranger in the woods?
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Old 18-08-2016, 06:08   #1616
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This one is genius...

Two guys with no arms and legs hanging in a window?

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By the way I'm a long time lurker here on CF and that was my first ever post so I would like to request my welcome greeting from GordMay.

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A female Asian with one short leg:

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This one is genius...

Two guys with no arms and legs hanging in a window?

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ha ha ha, great first post! welcome aboard!
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