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Old 21-08-2019, 15:24   #6271
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Not a single one of those graphics displays in Tapatalk
There's something wrong with your installation. They display just fine in my Android version of the app.
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Old 21-08-2019, 16:16   #6272
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hmm interesting.

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Old 21-08-2019, 17:19   #6273
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hmm interesting.

v8.2.4, Android v7.1.1

I was using my old tablet this morning which is Android 6 (I think) with a recently updated Tapatalk. My phone is running 8.0 Android and TT 8.4.3 and it's also pulling up attachment pictures fine.
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Old 21-08-2019, 18:05   #6274
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Strange. Works fine on all the other forums.

Anyway NBD, and hardly funny.

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Q. Why are single women skinnier than married women?

A. Because single women see what is inside the fridge and go to bed. Married women see what is in bed and go to the fridge.
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Old 23-08-2019, 05:31   #6276
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An old mathematician turns 89...

Soon after, his friends and family are astounded as he suddenly begins taking up a variety of sports, buying the newest things, and being as active as if he were in his twenties.

Before long, they approach him, asking about this behavior in spite of his age. The man responds "Well of course I'm more active! I'm in my prime!"
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Old 23-08-2019, 05:31   #6277
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Patient: I get scared every time I think of big animals.

Therapist: We have pills for that, but bear in mind--

Patient: AAUUGGHH!!
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Old 23-08-2019, 08:26   #6278
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Old 23-08-2019, 12:45   #6279
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Some say that I'm condescending.

That means I talk down to people.

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I yelled back “Im trying to do the dishwasher!”

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Somebody once accused me of being condescending.

Yeah, right, like he had any idea what that means!
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Old 23-08-2019, 13:35   #6281
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Apparently Canadian authorities feel the same way I do...

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Old 23-08-2019, 17:55   #6282
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Looks like WERA vintage racing to me.

What kind of bike is that, I don’t recognize it at all.
It's no surprise that you don't recognize it. It's believed to be the last remaining example of the supercharged AJS V4 race bike. That is the 1939 version, which is liquid cooled - earlier versions were air cooled and tended to overheat the rear cylinders. It is in the Sammy Miller museum and the rider is the indomitable Sammy Miller himself.

Sorry to interrupt the joke thread.
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Old 23-08-2019, 19:57   #6283
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He should have tossed the raccoon out the window when he was done...

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This goes for boats too!!!!!
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