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Old 24-08-2019, 23:03   #6286
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What a wuss cockroach! The ones in Queensland don't need firearms, they just tear your throat out with their teeth!

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Old 24-08-2019, 23:45   #6287
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Hah! Think your Queensland roaches are big? Down here in NSW ours wear size 12 Army boots, carry chainsaws, and breathe fire!!!
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Hah! Think your Queensland roaches are big? Down here in NSW ours wear size 12 Army boots, carry chainsaws, and breathe fire!!!
Nah mate, your confusing them with our state politicians
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ROTFLMAO

Yeah, probably...!!!!

My local MP is Malicious Pavement, which was almost ironic when she was Roads Minister, but now she's in charge of Water, there's no hope...

And Glad-arse Bare Jiggly-arse is no better. Flipping and flopping depending on whatever The Parrot is currently squawking!
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ROTFLMAO

Yeah, probably...!!!!

My local MP is Malicious Pavement, which was almost ironic when she was Roads Minister, but now she's in charge of Water, there's no hope...

And Glad-arse Bare Jiggly-arse is no better. Flipping and flopping depending on whatever The Parrot is currently squawking!
Lol....could some of us sharing the common language get a translation....
...this ones got me beat!
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Old 25-08-2019, 01:03   #6291
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Melinda Pavey and Gladys Berejiklian

My middle name is Spooner....
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ROTFLMAO

Yeah, probably...!!!!

My local MP is Malicious Pavement, which was almost ironic when she was Roads Minister, but now she's in charge of Water, there's no hope...

And Glad-arse Bare Jiggly-arse is no better. Flipping and flopping depending on whatever The Parrot is currently squawking!
Mate, you have left me speechless, good work.
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Well, at least that proves you're not a polly ... none of them were EVER left "speech-less"....

Vale Graeme Freudenberg....

PS: For translation for those not following, The Parrot is a local shock jock named Allan Jones - used to coach the Oz rubgby team. He's just been in the news for advising our PM Scomo (Scott Morrison) to stuff a sock down (NZ PM) Jacinda Ardern's throat, so she couldn't say anything The Parrot objected to - which is pretty much everything.

Lovely bloke!

NOT....!!!

Utter misogynist. When former PM Julia Gillard said something he objected to, he advised people to stuff her in a sack and take her out to sea (and leave her there).

Like I said. Charming bloke.
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PS: For translation for those not following, The Parrot is a local shock jock named Allan Jones - used to coach the Oz rubgby team. He's just been in the news for advising our PM Scomo (Scott Morrison) to stuff a sock down (NZ PM) Jacinda Ardern's throat, so she couldn't say anything The Parrot objected to - which is pretty much everything.

Lovely bloke!

NOT....!!!

Utter misogynist. When former PM Julia Gillard said something he objected to, he advised people to stuff her in a sack and take her out to sea (and leave her there).

Like I said. Charming bloke.

I inherited a transistor radio from my grandmother when she died.

She was an avid Alan Jones listener.

For some odd reason, I felt the need to perform an exorcism on the transistor radio.
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Buzzman,

Does the Parrot have a clone in the US? Sounds familiar.
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Buzzman,

Does the Parrot have a clone in the US? Sounds familiar.
I was going to say the same thing about politicians. That's the great thing about living in the US nowadays. We just give a condescending smile when someone else talks about how bad THEIR politicians are...
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In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve.
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Literally true.

Top quality education for all

regardless of location

with much higher government-funded resources for the poorest communities

not just available but pushed hard by the community

Combined with drastically reducing the inflence of the wealthy on our political processes

And drastically curtailing surveillance of our citizens by both corporations and government

Are **all** required together in order to reverse our accelerating headlong plunge into horrific dystopia.

I'm not optimistic.
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