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Old 02-12-2020, 12:35   #13771
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Merry Christmas ...... https://youtu.be/3tIG1ahMeBs


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Some eye candy for you.

It's just a shame it wasn't a video.
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Q: What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines?
A: Adults

For anybody who doesn't believe vaccines cause autism...
My Douglas was vaccinated and is now nearly five years old. He has still not learned to speak a single word, cannot dress himself and is not even able to use the toilet.
Don't let vaccines ruin your dog's life too.

Anti vaccine dads are smart
Cause they only do eight years of child-support instead of 18

I found out how vaccines cause autism,
Vaccinated kids live long enough to be diagnosed with autism.

The NHS has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines!
- Old age
- Grey hair
- General decrease of diseases

Scientists have developed a vaccine against stupidity.
But anti-vaxxers won't get it.

I have a vaccine joke...
...but a lot of people won't get it.
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Iíve always like going to new lands with fresh fruit.
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you tell us more about yourself than about...
(no need to try to entertain US - forest people, living in forest cities - your GPOAT has been doing this so well we all nearly have hernias from laughing
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Further to #13785, and just to keep the record straight, so nobody is misinformed (the caption is a bald lie):
ďFormer U.S. President Jimmy Carter and his wife, Rosalynn, said today (Dec. 3) that they are in full support of COVID-19 vaccine efforts and encourage everyone who is eligible to get immunized as soon as it becomes available in their communities ...Ē
https://www.cartercenter.org/news/pr...nt-120320.html

The Carter Centerís release comes after former Presidents Obama, George W. Bush and Clinton all offered to get the COVID-19 vaccine in public to show its safety and urge others to follow suit.
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Further to #13785, and just to keep the record straight, so nobody is misinformed (the caption is a bald lie):
ďFormer U.S. President Jimmy Carter and his wife, Rosalynn, said today (Dec. 3) that they are in full support of COVID-19 vaccine efforts and encourage everyone who is eligible to get immunized as soon as it becomes available in their communities ...Ē
https://www.cartercenter.org/news/pr...nt-120320.html

The Carter Centerís release comes after former Presidents Obama, George W. Bush and Clinton all offered to get the COVID-19 vaccine in public to show its safety and urge others to follow suit.
Gee Gord, your stuff just gets funnier and funnier. Keep up the good work in Max' absence
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