The New Joke Thread

[goguygo]

Took this pic on Koh Tao when I was there in '08.





I had so many questions for MR. J.

Unfortunately, upon my return I found he had big trouble with the law.

So I had more unanswered questions.

[socaldmax]

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by goguygo

jello.jpg

Moderately disgusting, but not funny... why is it here?

Jim

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Moderately disgusting, but not funny... why is it here?

Jim

Reminds me of the first time I was in the States in a restaurant and out came a green salad with chunks of purple Jello in it. I was like... WTF?

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by StuM

Reminds me of the first time I was in the States in a restaurant and out came a green salad with chunks of purple Jello in it. I was like... WTF?

Was that in the Midwest by chance, Stu? I believe that Jello is much admired there... all from distant memory! A blight upon the gustatory world it is!

Jim

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

A blight upon the gustatory world it is!

That’s because it’s not Aeroplane Jelly.... more your thing I reckon?

https://youtu.be/dJZ2w6Q_Uww

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by GILow

That’s because it’s not Aeroplane Jelly.... more your thing I reckon?

https://youtu.be/dJZ2w6Q_Uww

Never heard of the stuff, but it reeks of Jello to me... but a cute little performer in the ad!

Jim

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Never heard of the stuff, but it reeks of Jello to me... but a cute little performer in the ad!



Jim

I see the problem, you just haven’t found a way of working with Jello that suits your style.

Try this,,,

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Jello-Shots

[S-V SAGA]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Name this fish...

Reminds of my old girlfriend, she had a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh, if you held your ear up to it, you could smell the ocean.

[bill352]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Moderately disgusting, but not funny... why is it here?

Good question, Jim. I've wondered that countless times since this thread began.

[svmariane]

Well, different folks have different senses of humor, I guess. But I agree:
No more jello jokes, please. They're off-pudding.

[sailormed]

Originally Posted by S-V SAGA

Reminds of my old girlfriend, she had a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh, if you held your ear up to it, you could smell the ocean.

Stormy weather and rough ride?

[LakeSuperior]

A gang of cutlery users have turned every silent K in the world into an audible K.

Those kniving bastards.

[LakeSuperior]

I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents' faces were carved into it.

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

[socaldmax]