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Old 02-06-2020, 21:16   #10741
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What is the difference between a BDSM marriage and a regular marriage?

In the BDSM relationship there is a safe word that can immediately stop the torture.
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Old 02-06-2020, 21:34   #10742
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I'm glad they cleared that up...

...and in a similar vein


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At about 18 minute 54 seconds, much further south than Key West, FL

Sonofagun!

I've lived in Key West and Honolulu and for some reason, I thought Oahu was roughly about the same latitude as San Francisco!
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What is the difference between a BDSM marriage and a regular marriage?

In the BDSM relationship there is a safe word that can immediately stop the torture.
I've discovered the safe word that ends the torture of a regular marriage.

It starts with a "C" and ends with a "T." Once you use it, there's no going back.

She'll immediately reply with the the "D" word, Divorce. After she's done ripping your heart out through your wallet, the torture will come to an end. Unless you have young children, in which case she'll use them against you in ways that would make an FSB officer blush.

Anybody who says you can't get blood out of a stone or a turnip obviously hasn't met a divorce attorney.
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Sonofagun!

I've lived in Key West and Honolulu and for some reason, I thought Oahu was roughly about the same latitude as San Francisco!
Here is an article with two very interesting maps where the cities are transposed onto other continents.
https://brilliantmaps.com/cities-transposed-latitude/

There is one for North America/Europe, and one for South America/Australia.

New York is roughly on the same latitude as Athens, Montreal is south of Paris, and so on.
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It's the joke thread. Drift is to be expected

Yeah, but I seem to be jumping into rabbit holes lately. Covid Cabin Fever?

It's the longitude, not an arbitrary time division that make is "east most".
All of Alaska is in the same time zone so by definition, all Alaskan islands are on the US side

Would agree IF it's reworded to say "...in the same time zone by definition, so all Alaskan islands are...".

That IDL zig zags between Alaska and Russia by political decision. Just like your example, Kiribati. Yikes.


Samoa is one case, but take a look at what it does around Kiribati
Now if you'll excuse me, there's another rabbit hole needs exploring.
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It's the joke thread. Drift is to be expected

It's the longitude, not an arbitrary time division that make is "east most".
All of Alaska is in the same time zone so by definition, all Alaskan islands are on the US side

Samoa is one case, but take a look at what it does around Kiribati
I believe that in this case it is not drift, but rather plate tectonics! Or are plate tectonics just a much slower version of drifting?
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Sonofagun!

I've lived in Key West and Honolulu and for some reason, I thought Oahu was roughly about the same latitude as San Francisco!

More like Mexico City. Google Maps will show you
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More like Mexico City. Google Maps will show you
Wow, did not know that. Stupid maps and projections. I was thinking it is somewhere around the hight of California....
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Explanation for a Covidiot.
Lol.....The Administration Chairman of Subic Freeport posted that about a month ago on our residents Facebook page.

I quipped back that I prefer to social distance, rather than be peed on by someone naked or otherwise.
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More like Mexico City. Google Maps will show you
That's what makes it even funnier!

I use Google maps all of the time, but I never zoom out far enough to show HI!
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Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.

I went out, bought another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it on her nightstand!
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