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Old 24-05-2020, 23:44   #10561
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I somehow managed to make it through high school maths while only being able to remember even numbers!!
What are the odds?
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Lookit...! I did a math joke....!!!!!! Woohoo!!

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Old 24-05-2020, 23:51   #10562
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Which was..???

It's an insult.


Same start: One's a sick duck ....

and finishes with a spoonerism:


the other suc........
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Old 25-05-2020, 00:32   #10563
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Which was..???


If you have to ask....
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Old 25-05-2020, 00:33   #10564
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Lookit...! I did a math joke....!!!!!! Woohoo!!



Now count the seconds until some maths nerd corrects you...
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Old 25-05-2020, 00:38   #10565
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Well, I only copied it from another forum, so it ain't my fault if it's wrong....it's math, how would I know...????? lol
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Old 25-05-2020, 01:33   #10566
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Well, I only copied it from another forum, so it ain't my fault if it's wrong....it's math, how would I know...????? lol


Strangely, I hear much the same thing from my students.
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Old 25-05-2020, 05:41   #10567
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Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?

I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March and I've grown significantly since.
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Old 25-05-2020, 05:42   #10568
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Puns are like sailboats.

The good ones right themselves.
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Old 25-05-2020, 05:42   #10569
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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common sense!
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Old 25-05-2020, 05:43   #10570
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Anyone in need of jousting work?

I'm freelancing.
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Old 25-05-2020, 05:45   #10571
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Some European explorers were traveling through the Amazon rainforest with some natives as guides when they started hearing drums in the distance. Puzzled the Europeans inquired, “We hear drums? What does that mean?”

The Natives answered, “When drums stop, very bad.”

Reluctantly the exploration continues. After 5 minutes the drums had started getting louder and the explorers started getting nervous. “The drums sound closer, and we think they are getting louder! What does it mean?”

“When drums stop, very bad.”

Doing their best to maintain composure the Europeans kept moving. About 5 minutes later the drums abruptly stop and the explorers panic. “The drums have stopped! What should we do?!”

“When drums stop, very bad, now comes bass solo.”
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If you have to ask....
ask your mom!
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Given a ball with hairs all over it, it is impossible to comb the hairs continuously and have all the hairs lay flat. - Just Saying

Lost my train of thought......Joke Below.
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Not even on my very BEST day!
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There are only two hard things in computer science:
cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
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