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Old 20-05-2020, 11:23   #10441
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Old 20-05-2020, 11:26   #10443
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I have a couple of you suspects at the front of the line...

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Old 20-05-2020, 11:31   #10446
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Old 20-05-2020, 12:39   #10447
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What's the most sarcastic body of water on earth?

The Crimea River.
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Old 20-05-2020, 14:14   #10448
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Photo is essential to joke
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Old 20-05-2020, 14:38   #10449
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I have a couple of you suspects at the front of the line...

Most *homemade* clips are made with a phone held in the upright position, the tall screen on the fridge is much better than a widescreen for playback....errr, I meant "who would do such a thing?!"
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My oldest graduated class valedictorian, presidential scholarship to elite college where 71% of freshmen were valedictorians, first job two weeks after graduation starting salary was more than I had ever made...

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Most *homemade* clips are made with a phone held in the upright position, the tall screen on the fridge is much better than a widescreen for playback

And you know this how?
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Old 21-05-2020, 10:18   #10452
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I'll let someone else do the text version of this...

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Which ocean in Switzerland was that spotted in?
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Old 21-05-2020, 14:11   #10454
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Probably an Alpine lake up in the mountains.
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Probably an Alpine lake up in the mountains.

Given that it was posted by Bill Nye, the caption is probably completely wrong
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