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Old 25-05-2020, 20:47   #10591
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Took this pic on Koh Tao when I was there in '08.


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I had so many questions for MR. J.

Unfortunately, upon my return I found he had big trouble with the law.

So I had more unanswered questions.
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Old 25-05-2020, 21:18   #10592
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Old 25-05-2020, 22:56   #10593
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Moderately disgusting, but not funny... why is it here?

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Old 25-05-2020, 23:05   #10594
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Reminds me of the first time I was in the States in a restaurant and out came a green salad with chunks of purple Jello in it. I was like... WTF?
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Old 26-05-2020, 00:24   #10595
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Reminds me of the first time I was in the States in a restaurant and out came a green salad with chunks of purple Jello in it. I was like... WTF?
Was that in the Midwest by chance, Stu? I believe that Jello is much admired there... all from distant memory! A blight upon the gustatory world it is!

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Old 26-05-2020, 01:16   #10596
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A blight upon the gustatory world it is!

Thatís because itís not Aeroplane Jelly.... more your thing I reckon?

https://youtu.be/dJZ2w6Q_Uww
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Old 26-05-2020, 02:02   #10597
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Thatís because itís not Aeroplane Jelly.... more your thing I reckon?

https://youtu.be/dJZ2w6Q_Uww
Never heard of the stuff, but it reeks of Jello to me... but a cute little performer in the ad!

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Old 26-05-2020, 03:43   #10598
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Never heard of the stuff, but it reeks of Jello to me... but a cute little performer in the ad!



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I see the problem, you just havenít found a way of working with Jello that suits your style.

Try this,,,

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Jello-Shots
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Reminds of my old girlfriend, she had a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh, if you held your ear up to it, you could smell the ocean.
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Moderately disgusting, but not funny... why is it here?

Good question, Jim. I've wondered that countless times since this thread began.
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Well, different folks have different senses of humor, I guess. But I agree:
No more jello jokes, please. They're off-pudding.
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Reminds of my old girlfriend, she had a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh, if you held your ear up to it, you could smell the ocean.

Stormy weather and rough ride?
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A gang of cutlery users have turned every silent K in the world into an audible K.

Those kniving bastards.
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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents' faces were carved into it.

Its natural beauty was unpresidented
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