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10-09-2020, 19:27
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#12496
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Boat: Still building
Posts: 1,557
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Re: The New Joke Thread
If you kookaburra does a rabbit have to die?
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10-09-2020, 19:43
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#12497
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the boat, somewhere in Australia.
Boat: Swanson 42 & Kelly Peterson 44
Posts: 9,158
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevenhigbee
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“Boat wenches
Three of them
$30 each
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers”
Or spelling tips. I don’t want those either.
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Refitting… again.
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10-09-2020, 20:36
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#12498
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Somewhere in French Polynesia
Boat: Dean 440 13.4m catamaran
Posts: 2,333
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GILow
Don't act the goat mate. We all know you are better than that.
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cheers,
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"home is where the anchor drops"...living onboard in French Polynesia...maintaining social distancing
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10-09-2020, 22:56
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#12499
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: North Ayrshire, Scotland
Boat: Fountaine Pajot - Lucia 40
Posts: 143
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by socaldmax
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What fish?
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11-09-2020, 01:41
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#12500
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: On the sea
Boat: Tartan 37
Posts: 40
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
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believe that to be the bendovarammit, common in locations near double wide trailer homes in the south.
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11-09-2020, 03:13
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#12501
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CF Adviser
Join Date: Oct 2007
Boat: Van Helleman Schooner 65ft StarGazer
Posts: 10,280
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by socaldmax
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It's a big pussy from the catfish family
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11-09-2020, 06:26
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#12502
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Marine Service Provider
Join Date: Jan 2019
Boat: Beneteau 432, C&C Landfall 42, Roberts Offshore 38
Posts: 6,396
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Re: The New Joke Thread
yes, that v-shape mouth of the fish is a dead giveaway that this is pussiefish....they can be caught almost anywhere.....good eating too!!
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11-09-2020, 07:20
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#12503
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Jacksonville/ out cruising
Boat: Island Packet 38
Posts: 31,351
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by mlydon
STOP with the politics......JOKE thread......JOKE thread
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I suggest you guys take his advice,
Take that as your warning.
Now that you have been duly warned, you shouldn’t complain when we start handing out strikes.
Politics have no place on this forum, if your offended by someone’s post that you feel is political, don’t strike back, report them by selecting the red triangle, briefly describe the problem and let us deal with it.
Don’t get in the mud with the hogs, if you do, you will also be covered in mud, and the hog loves it.
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11-09-2020, 13:15
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#12504
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Boat: Teak Yawl, 37'
Posts: 2,985
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Hey Mom, is this safe to eat?
No honey... it’s for storing our valuables.
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11-09-2020, 13:17
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#12505
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Boat: Teak Yawl, 37'
Posts: 2,985
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Re: The New Joke Thread
A group of strippers are robbing their old establishment.
One turns to the rest and says "So what are we taking?"
"The cash register!" one says.
"The gold decorations!" says another.
Soon the conversation devolves into chaos and yelling.
One turns to the others and says, "Hold up ladies let's start by taking a poll."
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11-09-2020, 13:18
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#12506
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Boat: Teak Yawl, 37'
Posts: 2,985
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Re: The New Joke Thread
In a certain country, there are specialized manufacturing villages. There is a shoe village, a candy village, a light bulb village...
Deeper in the mountains there are villages that even produce things like air conditioners or TVs.
But the most rural one is the remote village.
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11-09-2020, 13:20
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#12507
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Boat: Teak Yawl, 37'
Posts: 2,985
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Yeah! The gender reveal started a wildfire...
... but we did it for ar-son.
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11-09-2020, 14:49
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#12508
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Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: aboard, in Tasmania, Australia
Boat: Sayer 46' Solent rig sloop
Posts: 28,602
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Re: The New Joke Thread
7 posts were deleted for political content, or for quoting posts with political content. Please leave out the political content from the joke thread.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Ann
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11-09-2020, 17:37
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#12509
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: Brisbane Australia
Boat: Schionning Waterline 1480
Posts: 1,987
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisr
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ufytffyu
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11-09-2020, 20:43
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#12510
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CF Adviser
Join Date: Oct 2007
Boat: Van Helleman Schooner 65ft StarGazer
Posts: 10,280
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave_S
ufytffyu
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Ok, please explain Tnks
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