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Old 10-09-2020, 19:27   #12496
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If you kookaburra does a rabbit have to die?
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Old 10-09-2020, 19:43   #12497
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Boat wenches:
https://olympic.craigslist.org/bpo/d...193239405.html


I thought the p.c. term was "admirals."


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do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers”

Or spelling tips. I don’t want those either.
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Old 10-09-2020, 20:36   #12498
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Don't act the goat mate. We all know you are better than that.


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Old 10-09-2020, 22:56   #12499
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What fish?
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Old 11-09-2020, 01:41   #12500
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believe that to be the bendovarammit, common in locations near double wide trailer homes in the south.
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Old 11-09-2020, 03:13   #12501
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It's a big pussy from the catfish family
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Old 11-09-2020, 06:26   #12502
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yes, that v-shape mouth of the fish is a dead giveaway that this is pussiefish....they can be caught almost anywhere.....good eating too!!
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Old 11-09-2020, 07:20   #12503
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STOP with the politics......JOKE thread......JOKE thread
I suggest you guys take his advice,
Take that as your warning.
Now that you have been duly warned, you shouldn’t complain when we start handing out strikes.

Politics have no place on this forum, if your offended by someone’s post that you feel is political, don’t strike back, report them by selecting the red triangle, briefly describe the problem and let us deal with it.

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Old 11-09-2020, 13:15   #12504
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Hey Mom, is this safe to eat?

No honey... it’s for storing our valuables.
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Old 11-09-2020, 13:17   #12505
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A group of strippers are robbing their old establishment.

One turns to the rest and says "So what are we taking?"

"The cash register!" one says.

"The gold decorations!" says another.

Soon the conversation devolves into chaos and yelling.

One turns to the others and says, "Hold up ladies let's start by taking a poll."
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Old 11-09-2020, 13:18   #12506
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In a certain country, there are specialized manufacturing villages. There is a shoe village, a candy village, a light bulb village...

Deeper in the mountains there are villages that even produce things like air conditioners or TVs.

But the most rural one is the remote village.
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Yeah! The gender reveal started a wildfire...

... but we did it for ar-son.
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Old 11-09-2020, 14:49   #12508
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7 posts were deleted for political content, or for quoting posts with political content. Please leave out the political content from the joke thread.

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Old 11-09-2020, 17:37   #12509
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this explains a lot...

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Ok, please explain Tnks
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