The New Joke Thread

[Buzzman]

If you kookaburra does a rabbit have to die?

[GILow]

Originally Posted by stevenhigbee

Boat wenches:
https://olympic.craigslist.org/bpo/d...193239405.html


I thought the p.c. term was "admirals."

“Boat wenches
Three of them
$30 each
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers”

Or spelling tips. I don’t want those either.

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by GILow

Don't act the goat mate. We all know you are better than that.

cheers,

[twohapence]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

What fish?

[BBViper]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

believe that to be the bendovarammit, common in locations near double wide trailer homes in the south.

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

It's a big pussy from the catfish family

[MicHughV]

yes, that v-shape mouth of the fish is a dead giveaway that this is pussiefish....they can be caught almost anywhere.....good eating too!!

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by mlydon

STOP with the politics......JOKE thread......JOKE thread

I suggest you guys take his advice,
Take that as your warning.
Now that you have been duly warned, you shouldn’t complain when we start handing out strikes.

Politics have no place on this forum, if your offended by someone’s post that you feel is political, don’t strike back, report them by selecting the red triangle, briefly describe the problem and let us deal with it.

Don’t get in the mud with the hogs, if you do, you will also be covered in mud, and the hog loves it.

[LakeSuperior]

Hey Mom, is this safe to eat?

No honey... it’s for storing our valuables.

[LakeSuperior]

A group of strippers are robbing their old establishment.

One turns to the rest and says "So what are we taking?"

"The cash register!" one says.

"The gold decorations!" says another.

Soon the conversation devolves into chaos and yelling.

One turns to the others and says, "Hold up ladies let's start by taking a poll."

[LakeSuperior]

In a certain country, there are specialized manufacturing villages. There is a shoe village, a candy village, a light bulb village...

Deeper in the mountains there are villages that even produce things like air conditioners or TVs.

But the most rural one is the remote village.

[LakeSuperior]

Yeah! The gender reveal started a wildfire...

... but we did it for ar-son.

[JPA Cate]

7 posts were deleted for political content, or for quoting posts with political content. Please leave out the political content from the joke thread.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Ann

[Dave_S]

Originally Posted by chrisr

this explains a lot...

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cheers,

ufytffyu

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by Dave_S

ufytffyu

Ok, please explain Tnks