The New Joke Thread

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If he'd bought condoms, he wouldn't need a minivan right now...

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[GILow]

Originally Posted by LakeSuperior

I spent my children's college fund on a boat...



I'm going to call it the scholarship.

I actually spent my first year engineering degree scholarship on a catamaran. And yes, you can guess what I called it.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

And she said: "You gonna die hard!"

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by GILow

And this from the person who neglected to include any vowels in their login name.

Y is a vowel. So is W.

[fabgo]

Originally Posted by Adelie

Y is a vowel. So is W.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/topic...ticles/zs2crdm

[sailorphil9]

Originally Posted by Mountain sailor

Good talk, son...Attachment 223266

and on that theme...


American Indian brave talking to son. Son asks 'Pa, why is my sister called Passing Cloud?'


'Because when she was born, the first thing your mother saw when she came out of the tepee was a passing cloud'


'Thanks Pa'


'You're welcome, Two Dogs F**king'