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Old 12-09-2020, 13:01   #12526
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If he'd bought condoms, he wouldn't need a minivan right now...

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I spent my children's college fund on a boat...



I'm going to call it the scholarship.


I actually spent my first year engineering degree scholarship on a catamaran. And yes, you can guess what I called it.
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And she said: "You gonna die hard!"
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And this from the person who neglected to include any vowels in their login name.


Y is a vowel. So is W.
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Y is a vowel. So is W.
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Good talk, son...Attachment 223266

and on that theme...


American Indian brave talking to son. Son asks 'Pa, why is my sister called Passing Cloud?'


'Because when she was born, the first thing your mother saw when she came out of the tepee was a passing cloud'


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