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Old 18-09-2020, 16:12   #12646
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Old 18-09-2020, 16:48   #12651
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Over 12,000 posts beginning from 15 years ago. How is this thread new!
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New joke thread started 28/04/2015.
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And wil someone please tell the yanks that it's:
cArAmel, not carmel.
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Apparently, the previous joke thread was getting too long, so it has been closed.
In the interests of humour everywhere, it begins all over again, here:

The Joke Thread; (aka "the old joke thread")
https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/f80/the-joke-thread-10204.html
Post #1 20-09-2007, 22:39

It occurred to me tonight when looking for a little levity that I had not seen a thread devoted to jokes around here. I did a quick search and couldn't find one.

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Maybe it's time for "The New New Joke Thread"
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There are few new jokes.

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Old 18-09-2020, 23:39   #12660
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There are few new jokes.
One day Lena stops Ole and tells him that the outhouse is full and he has to do something about it. Ole comments that Sven is coming over the next weekend, and since he has been going to an engineering school he should have an idea of the best way to handle the situation.

That weekend Sven comes over and Ole explains his dilemma....

"Sven, we got to do somethin' about the outhouse, it is full and Lena is getting very upset about it."

"Well Ole, I have an idea. We will place several sticks of dynamite around the outside of the outhouse with a fuse just long enough to allow us to run behind the house before it goes off. The outhouse will be blown straight up, the crap in the hole will be blown out into the fields to fertilize them, then outhouse will fall right back down to were it was."

Ole thought this was a fantastic plan so Ole and Sven got to work and set all the dynamite just right. They lit the fuse and ran for the house. Just as they got to the back of the house Lena came running out the back door and made a bee line for the outhouse. Before Ole could stop her she ducked into the outhouse slamming the door behind her and......

BOOOOM!, the dynamite blew.......the outhouse then shot straight up, the crap was blown out to the fields, and the outhouse dropped right back down where it originally sat, just like Sven had planned.

Ole runs to the outhouse worried about Lena and reaches it just as she opens the door to come out. "Lena, Lena.....are you alright?"

Lena is a little shaken up but responds .... "Yes Ole, I am fine.......but I have to tell you, I'm sure glad I didn't let that one go in the house!"
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