The New Joke Thread

[fxykty]

Originally Posted by Dave_S

ufytffyu

No definition found by Google, Urban Dictionary, nor Smart Words. WTF?

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by fxykty

No definition found by Google, Urban Dictionary, nor Smart Words. WTF?

Maybe the name of a Welch village?

Jim

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

Ok, please explain Tnks

Minimum five letters to post a response.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Maybe the name of a Welch village?



Jim

I hate those villages, nobody keeps their promises.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by fxykty

No definition found by Google, Urban Dictionary, nor Smart Words. WTF?

And this from the person who neglected to include any vowels in their login name.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by GILow

I hate those villages, nobody keeps their promises.

Well played, sir. I missed that when Jim posted

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by GILow

I hate those villages, nobody keeps their promises.

Blush...

Jim

[Dave_S]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

Ok, please explain Tnks

Originally Posted by fxykty

No definition found by Google, Urban Dictionary, nor Smart Words. WTF?

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Maybe the name of a Welch village?

Jim

Originally Posted by GILow

Minimum five letters to post a response.

Ha, sorry, for some reason some of us have to type something when posting an image so being lazy I just hit enough buttons to pass the gatekeeper.

It might have been clearer had the original image shown instead of a link. Here is my image followed by the original image.

[UFO]

Originally Posted by Dave_S

Ha, sorry, for some reason some of us have to type something when posting an image so being lazy I just hit enough buttons to pass the gatekeeper.

It might have been clearer had the original image shown instead of a link. Here is my image followed by the original image.

I think that is wrong - Shouldn't the last image be a sheep?

[LakeSuperior]

A man decides to go to a bar where he sees a blonde. Conversation begins and the two hit it off. The blonde eventually asks the man when his birthday is.

“March 1st,” the man replies.

Suddenly, the blonde gets up and stomps around the bar before coming back to her seat. “So when is your birthday?” the woman again asks.

Not being too phased by this odd behavior, the man again answers, “March 1st.”

Again, the blonde woman stomps around the bar, this time louder and longer. When back at her seat, she angrily demands, “Are you going to tell me your birthday, or are you just going to keep telling me to march around the damn bar again?”

[LakeSuperior]

I spent my children's college fund on a boat...

I'm going to call it the scholarship.

[Singularity]

News story from back in the 1990s:

Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients

Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.

"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble endeavour."

The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.

Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."

Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."

The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.

[Mountain sailor]

Good talk, son...

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