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Old 10-09-2020, 09:40   #12481
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Then select all squares showing protests that happened under the current administration.
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Old 10-09-2020, 11:10   #12484
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Then select all squares showing protests that happened under the current administration.
All of them.

Which proves who is doing all of the peaceful protesting, doesn't it.
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Old 10-09-2020, 11:18   #12485
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Select all the squares showing the result of Liberal mayors.
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Old 10-09-2020, 12:29   #12486
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politicians think 10, mean 8, but say 6, and give you 4, then take 2 back for themselves..
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politicians think 10, mean 8, but say 6, and give you 4, then take 2 back for themselves..
Ha! That would have me better off by 2 than I was before the politician's actions. I want to trade my politicians for yours!
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Old 10-09-2020, 12:44   #12488
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hmmm

not sure where this one is going, but i'll fall for it...that's a kookaburra cobber

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not sure where this one is going, but i'll fall for it...that's a kookaburra cobber

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As someone who lives in the tropics, I've finally learnt what a snow blower is!
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