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Old 03-07-2020, 11:30   #11596
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Old 03-07-2020, 11:32   #11597
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Old 03-07-2020, 12:10   #11598
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You gotta admit, she's determined...

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Old 03-07-2020, 16:23   #11599
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My wife asked what I was doing today, so I replied "nothing"....
So she immediately asks me to do some "honey do's"
So I had to explain that doing nothing, does not mean I'm free to other stuff...as I'm busy doing" nothing".....

Sometimes, doing a " nothing" project takes all day......
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Old 03-07-2020, 16:35   #11600
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Dried-frog pills for you.



Get them here:https://discworld.com/products/gimle...ed-frog-pills/


Keep them in the correct pillbox:




https://www.discworldemporium.com/fi...frog-pills-box
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Old 03-07-2020, 17:25   #11601
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Would those be mock frog, or just the plain crunchy frog?
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Old 03-07-2020, 18:21   #11602
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Last time we were there, iirc, you could buy dried frogs in Penang. Not sure how to prepare them, though. To me, they were sort of pathetic looking. And that's no joke.

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Old 03-07-2020, 19:14   #11603
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I must be missing something: why does a dried frog need pills...???
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Old 03-07-2020, 20:58   #11604
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Last time we were there, iirc, you could buy dried frogs in Penang. Not sure how to prepare them, though. To me, they were sort of pathetic looking. And that's no joke.

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Old 03-07-2020, 23:16   #11606
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Ah... now I know why the ladies are not responding to my 'selfies'...
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I must be missing something: why does a dried frog need pills...???

Maybe Hydrolite?
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In the year 2045 Elon is tired of importing ice-cream from Earth to the Martian colonies.

The next day he puts a group of dairy cows on a rocket to Mars.

But inter-planetary customs officers make him hold the rocket in orbit while they inspect the cows. Earth leaders don't want to lose the tax revenue from exporting ice-cream and are looking for a reason to repossess his cattle.

The tension between Earth and Mars escalates to full-on war. Ultimately Mars is successful in gaining its independence.

Many years later, historians return to the launch site. They had identified this event, when the farmers loaded cattle into the rocket, as the moment that lead to Martian independence. They erected a plaque on this location that read:

"Here once the embattled farmers stood,

And fired the herd shot round the world."
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Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!”

Child: Storms off “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!”

Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
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