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Old 02-07-2020, 03:10   #11566
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We decided to skip the special...Attachment 218531
For those who may be curious "Glossy Black Restaurant" is named after the Glossy Black Cockatoo.
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Old 02-07-2020, 03:51   #11567
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It really does give one the schitz when people carnt spel or punchuate

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So how did they do the glossy black cocky.... on a spit?
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What ARE you talking about?
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Old 02-07-2020, 04:15   #11570
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The Wanderers Rest on Kangaroo Island is a small, four star, seaside country guest house offering Great hospitality and freindly service.'

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South Australian cuisine....

I suspect 'glossy black cockatoo' is fancy south orstralian speak for 'crow' ..hence the query re how one cooks it...
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South Australian cuisine....

I suspect 'glossy black cockatoo' is fancy south orstralian speak for 'crow' ..hence the query re how one cooks it...
Well, I really don't get your sense of humour.

The devastating bush fires late last year and early this, obliterated the black cocky population, to the point where they were thought to be extinct. Half the Island was burnt. People and animals are still suffering. Houses and farms are still yet to be rebuilt.
There is some hope for the Black Cockatoo, as breeding pairs have been seen amongst the burnt eucalypts.
I fail to see how your post is relevant to the joke thread.
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So how did they do the glossy black cocky.... on a spit?

Dunno, but does the name come from the appearance of your t*rds after eating one
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I have never heard of anyone trying to eat a black cockatoo, though the galah is a local delicacy. The galah is also a parrot, though pink and grey in colour. They also make a raucous call.
To cook a galah, put the prepared (i.e. dead- roadkill is easily obtainable) galah in a pot of boiling water.
Continue to boil until the stone is soft.
Then, eat the stone.
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To cook a galah, put the prepared (i.e. dead- roadkill is easily obtainable) galah and a stone in a pot of boiling water.
Continue to boil until the stone is soft.
Then, eat the stone.
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It really does give one the schitz when people carnt spel or punchuate

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The Wanderers Rest on Kangaroo Island is a small, four star, seaside country guest house offering Great hospitality and freindly service.'
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