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Old 04-07-2020, 04:16   #11611
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It's just a joke...


Have you ever tried drinking enough alcohol, to have your wife make sense?

Me neither, but I keep trying...
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Old 04-07-2020, 05:59   #11612
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Old 04-07-2020, 06:00   #11613
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If you ever wondered why it took the Coast Guard so long to get there...

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Old 04-07-2020, 13:11   #11614
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If you ever wondered why it took the Coast Guard so long to get there...

Yeah but wouldn’t that be cool to see coming over the horizon!
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Old 04-07-2020, 13:16   #11615
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have to admit....that would be an amazing sight to see in person....stunning !!!
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Quite possibly they are larger if you click on them
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found it, thanks ! let's see if it works

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Old 04-07-2020, 20:11   #11618
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My wife asked what I was doing today, so I replied "nothing"....
So she immediately asks me to do some "honey do's"
So I had to explain that doing nothing, does not mean I'm free to other stuff...as I'm busy doing" nothing".....

Sometimes, doing a " nothing" project takes all day......


“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished”
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“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished”
Who wants to finish...????
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Old 05-07-2020, 00:18   #11621
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Who wants to finish...????
If you don't know that you are finished, how can you (with a clear conscience) cross it off the to do list? And that, of course, is one of the most satisfying acts that a cruiser can accomplish!

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I was specifcally referring to the idea of being able to do "nothing", and doing "nothing" all day....

So why would you want to 'fnish' doing "nothing"...????

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I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
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In the beginning, there were only 25 letters in the English alphabet.

Nobody knew why.
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A man walks into a Portuguese seafood restaurant carrying a fish under his arm.

He approaches the owner of the restaurant and says, “Does your restaurant serve fish cakes?”

The owner responds, “Yes, of course!”

And the man with the fish says, “Good, because it’s his birthday.”
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