The New Joke Thread

[john61ct]

Best pizza is over my home-made flatbread like naan / afghani style from a brick/rock pit oven.

Favourite restaurant style is from New Haven up through RI into Mass.

NY will do in a pinch.

I can like Chicago deep dish, but it's not really pizza.

Toppings besides a bit of sauce & mozzarella

sundried tomato, fresh basil
eggplant
goat cheese
mushrooms
onions or garlic
sausage (fennel, sweet)

but no more than two at a time

[transmitterdan]

This is the “joke thread” not the pizza recipe thread....just sayin....

[Reefmagnet]

[Reefmagnet]

[Eigenvector]

I would have used OKRA but I didn't make the sign.

[Cheechako]

and then there's this:

[CaptTom]

Well, if we're going with pizza jokes...

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by Eigenvector

I would have used OKRA but I didn't make the sign.

Mate, could you please explain this one to a non-country kid?

I hate it when I can't get a joke!

Jim

[tsell]

A man walks into the lumberyard, and asks the clerk for a 2 x 4. The clerk asks “ How long do you want it?” To which the man responds “ I am going to want it for a long, long time!”

[fxykty]

Originally Posted by Reefmagnet

Ah hah, now we have this. I’ll have 2m please.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by fxykty

Ah hah, now we have this. I’ll have 2m please.

Attachment 197438

Hah! That's a small one. Check these out.



https://largest.org/food/pizzas/

[bobnlesley]

Originally Posted by fxykty

Ah hah, now we have this. I’ll have 2m please.

There was - hopefully still is - a pizza restaurant at the Roccella Ionica Marina on the foot of Italy that sold pizza by the metre.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by fxykty

Ah hah, now we have this. I’ll have 2m please.

Attachment 197438

It's not round, it's not square...

must not be a pizza.

[socaldmax]

Hey, it was worth a try...

[socaldmax]