Sometimes, over a few bears down at the pub, folk engage in political discussion. We've got your Conservatives, Laborites, Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Socialists, Independants, Communists, Anarchists and NWO types. When asked about my poltican affiliation I tend to replay that I'm leaning towards becoming a Publican.
Why? Because then, unlike other "politicians":
I serve a purpose.
I'm being useful to all my constituents.
My daily actions actually conform to my beliefs.
People need to pay me to give them what they want, but everyone pays the same price
and the prices are posted on the wall.
"Last Call" isn't a reference to a hooker.
Vote for me in the next election.