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Old 06-08-2019, 23:22   #6046
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Re: The New Joke Thread

Best pizza is over my home-made flatbread like naan / afghani style from a brick/rock pit oven.

Favourite restaurant style is from New Haven up through RI into Mass.

NY will do in a pinch.

I can like Chicago deep dish, but it's not really pizza.

Toppings besides a bit of sauce & mozzarella

sundried tomato, fresh basil
eggplant
goat cheese
mushrooms
onions or garlic
sausage (fennel, sweet)

but no more than two at a time
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This is the “joke thread” not the pizza recipe thread....just sayin....
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Old 07-08-2019, 05:33   #6048
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I would have used OKRA but I didn't make the sign.
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and then there's this:
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Well, if we're going with pizza jokes...

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Old 07-08-2019, 16:05   #6053
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I would have used OKRA but I didn't make the sign.
Mate, could you please explain this one to a non-country kid?

I hate it when I can't get a joke!

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Old 07-08-2019, 16:38   #6054
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A man walks into the lumberyard, and asks the clerk for a 2 x 4. The clerk asks “ How long do you want it?” To which the man responds “ I am going to want it for a long, long time!”
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Ah hah, now we have this. I’ll have 2m please.

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Ah hah, now we have this. I’ll have 2m please.

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Hah! That's a small one. Check these out.



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Ah hah, now we have this. I’ll have 2m please.
There was - hopefully still is - a pizza restaurant at the Roccella Ionica Marina on the foot of Italy that sold pizza by the metre.
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It's not round, it's not square...

must not be a pizza.
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Hey, it was worth a try...

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