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Old 12-03-2019, 19:19   #4726
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Re: We are doomed. Well, technically, four wheels vs two wheels allows a more equitable weight distribution for a more control transportation process. Plaid shirt with sleeves rolled to the elbows plus blue jeans with the legs rolled to the ankles demonstrate the man is a regular-working-Joe with knowledge and experience of such things.
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Plaid shirt with sleeves rolled to the elbows plus blue jeans with the legs rolled to the ankles demonstrate the man is a regular-working-Joe with knowledge and experience of such things.

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Old 13-03-2019, 18:34   #4732
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Wait, flannel shirts with jeans are hip???

I've been a fashion trendsetter all these years? Who knew?
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Wait, flannel shirts with jeans are hip???

I've been a fashion trendsetter all these years? Who knew?
Just to be clear, hipster isn't a compliment.
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And this is no joke!
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Sooooooo..... you've got fentanyl...???
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Sooooooo..... you've got fentanyl...???
Would you prefer this?

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https://www.statnews.com/2016/09/29/...r-than-heroin/

I get your point, just don't get your humor. Having never been around fentanyl, that coin photo was eye opening to me. But I do know this stuff kills people.
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Nah, you can keep the white powders - I prefer liquid anaesthetic:
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Thanks for the picture of the fentanyl. I was a real eye opener.

If I were to have tried it I would have started with a lot more than that.
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