The New Joke Thread

[socaldmax]

[SV_Harbinger]

Oh Germans

[senormechanico]

[senormechanico]

[svmariane]

Originally Posted by senormechanico

Re: We are doomed. Well, technically, four wheels vs two wheels allows a more equitable weight distribution for a more control transportation process. Plaid shirt with sleeves rolled to the elbows plus blue jeans with the legs rolled to the ankles demonstrate the man is a regular-working-Joe with knowledge and experience of such things.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by svmariane

Plaid shirt with sleeves rolled to the elbows plus blue jeans with the legs rolled to the ankles demonstrate the man is a regular-working-Joe with knowledge and experience of such things.

or:

[CaptTom]

Wait, flannel shirts with jeans are hip???

I've been a fashion trendsetter all these years? Who knew?

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by CaptTom

Wait, flannel shirts with jeans are hip???

I've been a fashion trendsetter all these years? Who knew?

Just to be clear, hipster isn't a compliment.

[socaldmax]

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by senormechanico

And this is no joke!

[Buzzman]

Sooooooo..... you've got fentanyl...???

[CptCrunchie]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Sooooooo..... you've got fentanyl...???

Would you prefer this?



https://www.statnews.com/2016/09/29/...r-than-heroin/

I get your point, just don't get your humor. Having never been around fentanyl, that coin photo was eye opening to me. But I do know this stuff kills people.

[Buzzman]

Nah, you can keep the white powders - I prefer liquid anaesthetic:

[Jason Flare]

Thanks for the picture of the fentanyl. I was a real eye opener.

If I were to have tried it I would have started with a lot more than that.

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Nah, you can keep the white powders - I prefer liquid anaesthetic:

My Fav O Right!