Originally Posted by LakeSuperior
My wife told me after our first child...
ďI donít think Iíll ever get down to my original weight.Ē
Me: ďIím glad youíre finally thinking straight, after all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.Ē
She still doesnít think it was funny
They just have no sense of humor
. Mine is the same way. She got sick on the first day of our honeymoon so I had told her for years that she owed me a honeymoon. Well Our 25th was coming up and I started shopping
for a special trip. As I was perusing the internet
she came up behind me while I was looking at a trip to Palau
. She asked what I was doing and I said I was looking at places to go for our 25th and she still owed me a honeymoon after all. She said I'ld like to go to Palau
. I said who said anything about you? She said what? I said the honeymoon you owe me is with a 21 year old beautiful young blonde. We've had our 46th now and she still doesn't think it's funny
and my headaches are almost gone.