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Captain Bill · 19-08-2019, 16:52

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Originally Posted by LakeSuperior

My wife told me after our first child...

“I don’t think I’ll ever get down to my original weight.”

Me: “I’m glad you’re finally thinking straight, after all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.”

She still doesn’t think it was funny years later.

They just have no sense of humor. Mine is the same way. She got sick on the first day of our honeymoon so I had told her for years that she owed me a honeymoon. Well Our 25th was coming up and I started shopping for a special trip. As I was perusing the internet she came up behind me while I was looking at a trip to Palau. She asked what I was doing and I said I was looking at places to go for our 25th and she still owed me a honeymoon after all. She said I'ld like to go to Palau. I said who said anything about you? She said what? I said the honeymoon you owe me is with a 21 year old beautiful young blonde. We've had our 46th now and she still doesn't think it's funny and my headaches are almost gone.