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Old 28-03-2019, 00:13   #4876
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I have trouble making out what this photo shows?
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Old 28-03-2019, 00:21   #4877
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I have trouble making out what this photo shows?

HAHA.....A BIG giant you know what....set of balls on the right
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Old 28-03-2019, 00:39   #4878
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Glad there's a breaker shankle on shank, some joker is sharing the anchorage.

AND IM TOO SCARED TO GO ASHORE.

lol
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Old 28-03-2019, 00:43   #4879
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Glad there's a breaker shackle on shank.
Too scared to go ashore yet some smiling joker wants us out to go dance.
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Old 28-03-2019, 01:19   #4880
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Glad there's a breaker shackle on shank.
Too scared to go ashore yet some smiling joker wants us out to go dance.
Aw come on, Boatsie, once was bad enough.
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Old 28-03-2019, 01:32   #4881
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Old 28-03-2019, 05:28   #4882
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Challenge: This one is not boating related, so we need some of you clever people to come up with the cruising equivalent.


Signs Your Car May Need a Tune Up
  • In order to start it you have to stick it with your Epipen.
  • Dashboard warning lights form the words “Pull over.”
  • GPS system always directs you to Canadian Tire*.
  • Your car lacks “luxurious” extras – like brake pads.
  • Gas mileage starts to drop. You now only get seven kilometres per litre when you used to get 12.
  • When idling at traffic lights your car chokes and coughs so obnoxiously it unintentionally starts fights with other cars.
  • Spark plugs have the words “Buy Victory Bonds” written on the side.
  • Even after closing down your rotten egg business and removing all rotten eggs from your car, it still smells of rotten eggs.
  • You start noticing “symptoms” in your car. Like it never starts.
  • Every time you place key in the ignition a computerized voice says, “You don’t have to do this.”
  • Your vehicle has rust on its rust.
  • When you listen to your car’s motor knocking you’re sure you can hear long-lost relatives trying to communicate with you from the other side.
  • A Boz Scaggs Silk Degrees cassette is stuck in your eight-track.
  • You drive a Saab.


* For those who don't know, it's the auto parts store in Canada.
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Old 28-03-2019, 07:09   #4883
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Oldie but goodie


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Old 28-03-2019, 07:11   #4884
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It really works................
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Old 28-03-2019, 07:18   #4885
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Aw come on, Boatsie, once was bad enough.
My baa. Only intended once.

Our coastline. Could always shackle the chain to a stay. Lol
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