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Old 14-08-2018, 15:42   #3226
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The ltalian Lover, a virile middle aged ltalian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apaftment and, after some small talk they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The s*x finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again.

Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again,
"You finish??"

Barely able to speak the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear... "No, I Norwegian."
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The look on his face indicates the irony of the situation is not lost on him, or his supervisor...

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I'll get the Groaners out of the way first.
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And the not as bad.........
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This seems to work well...

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