The New Joke Thread

[skipmac]

Originally Posted by carstenb

Electricians are expensive - bet when you got his bill it was electrifying

It was positively shocking.

[ontherocks83]

Originally Posted by Eigenvector

Funny But Touching:
The World's Biggest *******

I lost it at the very end where it shows him throwing change at a stripper Great video

[LakeSuperior]

What’s a horse’s favorite Beatles song?
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Hay Chewed.

[LakeSuperior]

A teacher asks her class their favorite after school snacks.

“Decklyn,” the teacher calls to the new student in the back of the room, “what’s your favorite after school snack?”

“Nuts,” he replies.

“Very good,” the teacher replies. “What kind of nuts? Peanuts? Pine nuts?”

The boy shakes his head and answers, “Doughnuts.”

[LakeSuperior]

Wife: “why are you home so early?”

Husband: “My Boss told me to go to hell!”

[LakeSuperior]

Some people were swordfighting with long pieces of bread. Then, pretty soon, everyone was swordfighting with long pieces of bread.

Because violence baguettes violence.

[El Pinguino]

Oh dear...

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

Can everyone see the previous post?

[transmitterdan]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Can everyone see the previous post?

I wish I had not actually....

[StuM]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Can everyone see the previous post?

I can (even though its https - but not the site we had the https problems with earlier)

[mlydon]

just peachy. Hot digitty dog, in fact

[carstenb]

Always said americans can't make coffee - now I know why

[S/V Adeline]

Originally Posted by carstenb

Always said americans can't make coffee - now I know why

Yup, in a single meme socaldmax ruined hot dogs and coffee, while completely dissolving any remaining faith I had in humanity...at least he didn't ruin bacon

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by S/V Adeline

Yup, in a single meme socaldmax ruined hot dogs and coffee, while completely dissolving any remaining faith I had in humanity...at least he didn't ruin bacon

Give him time.