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Old 05-02-2020, 10:00   #8521
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Electricians are expensive - bet when you got his bill it was electrifying
It was positively shocking.
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Old 05-02-2020, 10:19   #8522
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I lost it at the very end where it shows him throwing change at a stripper Great video
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Old 05-02-2020, 15:42   #8523
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What’s a horse’s favorite Beatles song?

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Old 05-02-2020, 15:43   #8524
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A teacher asks her class their favorite after school snacks.

“Decklyn,” the teacher calls to the new student in the back of the room, “what’s your favorite after school snack?”

“Nuts,” he replies.

“Very good,” the teacher replies. “What kind of nuts? Peanuts? Pine nuts?”

The boy shakes his head and answers, “Doughnuts.”
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Old 05-02-2020, 15:43   #8525
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Wife: “why are you home so early?”

Husband: “My Boss told me to go to hell!”
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Old 05-02-2020, 15:44   #8526
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Some people were swordfighting with long pieces of bread. Then, pretty soon, everyone was swordfighting with long pieces of bread.

Because violence baguettes violence.
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Can everyone see the previous post?
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Old 07-02-2020, 03:09   #8530
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I wish I had not actually....
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I can (even though its https - but not the site we had the https problems with earlier)
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just peachy. Hot digitty dog, in fact
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Old 07-02-2020, 09:30   #8533
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Re: The New Joke Thread

Always said americans can't make coffee - now I know why
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Always said americans can't make coffee - now I know why
Yup, in a single meme socaldmax ruined hot dogs and coffee, while completely dissolving any remaining faith I had in humanity...at least he didn't ruin bacon
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Yup, in a single meme socaldmax ruined hot dogs and coffee, while completely dissolving any remaining faith I had in humanity...at least he didn't ruin bacon
Give him time.
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