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Old 24-12-2019, 07:33   #7891
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Aren't Huskys predominately a cold weather breed? I'm not a dog dude so I have no clue. They just seem like a cold weather animal to me.
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Aren't Huskys predominately a cold weather breed? I'm not a dog dude so I have no clue. They just seem like a cold weather animal to me.
I had an Akita the same way. HATED being indoors. Could be a blizzard, she'd be outside her house and laying out with a big grin on her face. But there are a lot of wannabe do-gooders that will think it's their duty to shame pet owners whenever they see something that they think must be wrong, even without proper knowledge or information.

I wanted to add a joke here, but the last joke I saw today was my workplace.

#rimshot-ish
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This Christmas my wife said shed like nothing more than a new car.

So Im getting her what she wanted most.
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What do you call Santa’s helpers?

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This Christmas my wife said shed like nothing more than a new car.

So Im getting her what she wanted most.
That took me a second.
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Reminds me of this one.


I just got a new Corvette for my wife.

I think I got the better end of that deal!
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When I was married to my first wife, if I came up and hugged her from behind and gently kissed her on the neck and there were no witnesses or recording devices, she would call me "Mr Wonderful." If I asked her to repeat it in front of witnesses, she'd call me "*sshole."

She died recently and instead of either of their fathers, I was honored to be the only ex-husband out of 3 that the kids wanted to speak at her Celebration of Life, which was attended by about 50 of her closest friends. I mentioned the "Mr Wonderful" nickname and got a huge laugh out of it. A lot more laughter than was necessary, in my opinion.

Now my stepdaughter stays in touch and she keeps calling me Mr Wonderful.

We're still working on the laughter part...
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