The New Joke Thread

[LakeSuperior]

My son is doing a social experiment for school. For a week he will be wearing an "I love liberals!" hat everywhere he goes and recording the reactions he observes from people he meets.

So far he has been cussed at, spit at, yelled at, slapped twice and even had a bottle thrown at him. It's really quite awful; I'm not sure what's going to happen to him when he actually leaves the house...

[LakeSuperior]

A bearded jolly-looking fat white man in a red suit and with bandaged stumps where his hands used to be walks into a bar and orders a beer with a straw.

"Who are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "Well I just lost both my hands in a freak sleigh accident last night," the man replies. "So I guess just call me Canta Plaus."

[socaldmax]

[chris mac]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Good one, I just used it to have a "talk" with my son and his girlfriend[emoji16]

[transmitterdan]

Originally Posted by chris mac

Good one, I just used it to have a "talk" with my son and his girlfriend[emoji16]

I thought gun threads were frowned on here...

[svmariane]

Originally Posted by transmitterdan

I thought gun threads were frowned on here...

Pistols and macineguns maybe, but not shotguns - no conceal carry and they can lead to weddings.

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[chris mac]

Originally Posted by transmitterdan

I thought gun threads were frowned on here...

I said son and his girlfriend, not daughter and her boyfriend! That would be a much different talk, probably involving a shotgun as suggested

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[Tom_F]

[Tom_F]

What am I doing wrong that every attachment appears twice?