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Old 06-08-2020, 23:37   #12061
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Consequences of Covid - it doesn't matter beacuse everyone else is working at home anyway.



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An isometric exercise is a form of exercise involving the static contraction of a muscle without any visible movement in the angle of the joint. The term "isometric" combines the Greek words "Isos" and "metria", meaning that in these exercises the length of the muscle and the angle of the joint do not change, though contraction strength may be varied...


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An isometric exercise is a form of exercise involving the static contraction of a muscle without any visible movement in the angle of the joint. The term "isometric" combines the Greek words "Isos" and "metria", meaning that in these exercises the length of the muscle and the angle of the joint do not change, though contraction strength may be varied...


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I almost forgot that there were other types of illnesses.
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Nothing came through???
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Nothing came through???


Itís a web-geek joke. 404, File not found code.

Iím embarrassed that I got it, though in my defence, there were at least two seconds of vacant staring involved.

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