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Old 06-08-2020, 02:42   #12046
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.......not even a prick.

Lol, not even one?
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I don't rent pigs.
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Did you know that in the Canary Islands, there are no canaries?

And in the Virgin Islands?

Yep, you guessed right, no canaries either.
Would that be the US Virgin Islands or the British Virgin Islands.

Although the joke is pretty funny, to be a nit picker, there are indeed canaries in the Canary Islands. On the other hand, probably not any in the Virgin Islands.
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I don't know much about birds...

In my youth, I grew up thinking of a sparrow as an LBJ......"little brown jobs"

havn't progressed much from there....
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In Montana we have a similar saying except it is about Grizzly bears.
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First drink.
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Loyalty for friends.
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Those last 4 had me rolling! Keep it up!
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I think I'd rather she just pull the trigger now and take my chances on bad aim.
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