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Old 22-02-2019, 14:51   #4561
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perhaps all the math and engineering nerds could start a new thread called

"the math nerd and engineer's super special joke thread" in which you could all thrlll yourselves with esoteric math and engineering 'rib slappers' such as multiplying co-linear vectors and such?

This would go a long way towards improving the joke to junk ratio of the thread - currently it's hovering at roughly 10 junk/unrelated posts per actual joke
are there any political math jokes?
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Old 22-02-2019, 15:21   #4562
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perhaps all the math and engineering nerds could start a new thread called

"the math nerd and engineer's super special joke thread" in which you could all thrlll yourselves with esoteric math and engineering 'rib slappers' such as multiplying co-linear vectors and such?

This would go a long way towards improving the joke to junk ratio of the thread - currently it's hovering at roughly 10 junk/unrelated posts per actual joke
Well, when one combines the number of posts from the original Joke Thread with those in the New Joke Thread (and discounting those deleted from both threads for bad taste or offensiveness in the PC school of accounting) the overall ratio remains within the generally acceptable boundaries of the average reader possessing a modicum of (visually/mentally presented) humour and will naturally (over unspecified time) return from the current so-called "hovering"state to a more eclectic and dynamic version of reality.

There's them what can tell a joke and them what can't.
And there's them what ain't satisfied with free offerings! <smile>

Relax, mate!
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Old 22-02-2019, 15:22   #4563
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Repent all ye Tau Beta Pi's and Pi Mu Epsilon's






Must have been some party....................



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Lol...Gord to the rescue
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My only Math joke ...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?.....
.....he worked it out with a pencil
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Old 22-02-2019, 16:28   #4566
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perhaps all the math and engineering nerds could start a new thread called

"the math nerd and engineer's super special joke thread" in which you could all thrlll yourselves with esoteric math and engineering 'rib slappers' such as multiplying co-linear vectors and such?

This would go a long way towards improving the joke to junk ratio of the thread - currently it's hovering at roughly 10 junk/unrelated posts per actual joke

OK, to improve the junk to joke ratio, here's one math joke you may enjoy.
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My only Math joke ...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?.....
.....he worked it out with a pencil


So a vector in the rector, you might say
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Old 22-02-2019, 17:10   #4568
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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.

She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.

The blonde concludes:
when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?.....
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Well, he sure as s**t wouldn't want to do it with a calculator..!!!


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Of course, the constipated navigator would have worked it out with a sextant...



But imagine trying that with a chartplotter....
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Or the constipated helmsman, who couldn't leave his post, so worked it out with a tiller pilot....



Of course, if he only had a windvane, he'd have been in trouble...
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The rotation of the Earth, really makes my day!
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The rotation of the Earth, really makes my day!
I know, so ridiculous when you get a speeding ticket for 60mph, while we make 1000mph all day long, if you drive from east to west you would even reduce the speed.
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I know, so ridiculous when you get a speeding ticket for 60mph, while we make 1000mph all day long ...
Only at the equator, relative to the centre of the earth.

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't even jump.

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while.
They're normally around 90 degrees.
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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.

She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.

The blonde concludes:
when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
Funny Gord, but in this case the Blonde is right, because Grasshoppers ears are actually located on their legs!
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