The New Joke Thread

[Dave_S]

and afterwards dinner if you play your cards right...







Funniest thing I've seen in a long time....... thanks

[Epicurean]

random

[LakeSuperior]

If I ever find the surgeon who screwed up my transplant I'll kill him...

With my bear hands

[LakeSuperior]

A police man stopped a man with a laser pointer.

Policeman: Sir, what's the power on that laser you have there?

Man: 75.

Policeman: 75 what?

Man: Yep.

[LakeSuperior]

A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"

"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes seems to go crazy every year when we pass him."

[LakeSuperior]

George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.

He even used the name when he had a little grill.

[socaldmax]

You know...

[ben2go]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

You know...

Damn! No salad tossing.




That brings up another good point. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?






Wait for it....






A salad shooter.

[socaldmax]

[ben2go]

If that weren't true it'd be funny.

[socaldmax]

[HopCar]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Florida International University has what was considered a pretty good engineering school. Then they decided to build a pedestrian bridge to allow their students to safely cross a busy street. It didn’t go well. Would have been funny except they killed six people.

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