The New Joke Thread

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New listing in San Francisco...

[ben2go]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

New listing in San Francisco...

Seems legit for Frisco.

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Originally Posted by D&D

A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.

THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR
SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.
WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT
"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATRE."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN
HIS OVERALLS.

THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED
THE THEATRE.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED ETHEL & MILDRED.

THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM.. .. ..

THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS
HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"ETHEL", WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID ETHEL.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED ETHEL?

"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT",
WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID
ETHEL."AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN EM ALL"

"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S
EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"

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That's pretty specific...

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