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Old 19-10-2019, 18:10   #6886
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and afterwards dinner if you play your cards right...







Funniest thing I've seen in a long time....... thanks
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Old 20-10-2019, 06:00   #6888
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If I ever find the surgeon who screwed up my transplant I'll kill him...

With my bear hands
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Old 20-10-2019, 06:01   #6889
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A police man stopped a man with a laser pointer.

Policeman: Sir, what's the power on that laser you have there?

Man: 75.

Policeman: 75 what?

Man: Yep.
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A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"

"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes seems to go crazy every year when we pass him."
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George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.

He even used the name when he had a little grill.
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Old 20-10-2019, 08:31   #6892
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You know...

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You know...

Damn! No salad tossing.




That brings up another good point. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?






Wait for it....






A salad shooter.




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If that weren't true it'd be funny.
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Florida International University has what was considered a pretty good engineering school. Then they decided to build a pedestrian bridge to allow their students to safely cross a busy street. It didnít go well. Would have been funny except they killed six people.
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