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Old 18-04-2019, 08:35   #5386
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom.
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What do farmers do when they really party?

They turnip the beets.
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Ah reckon baling twine's **not** s'strong lahk Bubba sez!
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My wife said we could have cheat days.


Now I find out she was talking about her diet!
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Old photo from the late sixties/early seventies.
Obviously the last part of the sign fell away from the window on the right.

Should read:

VW BUS
.95 !!

What... You never had Hippie friends???
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