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Old 17-10-2019, 17:01   #6871
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This young lady came up to me at the coffee shop after the morning cruisers net and said "Ï thought you'd be younger". I said "Ï was".

I'm almost seventy but girls still check me out. Wouldn't mind if they weren't so bloody obvious about it, pointing and whispering ... "stranger danger".
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I've been cleaning out my laptop closet..... no idea how I got these??
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I've been cleaning out my laptop closet..... no idea how I got these??
No idea, but you must get some interesting targeted ads on that machine...
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Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?

Because it's in its ground state.
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No idea, but you must get some interesting targeted ads on that machine...
Think it might have been from a friend years back who has boats fishing for prawns in the Gulf of Carpentaria

Unfortunately, my ads are all about buying boat stuff.
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I took a Viagra last night. It got stuck in my throat. I woke up this morning with a stiff neck.
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NFOMCL

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stop tryin' to make Fetch happen, it's not gonna happen
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