Did you ever have that sexual history
talk with your girlfriend?
You know, where you both list all the people with whom you've ever had sex?
My girlfriend wanted that talk. Said she wanted to know about my past.
I told her: No you don't.
But she kept insisting. So finally I told her everything, starting from the girl
my virginity to and all the way right up to her.
Apparently that's where I should have stopped.