The New Joke Thread

[Saleen411]

Originally Posted by StuM

Apparently there is new social media meme going round where you post pictures of yourself from 2009 and now to show hw you have changed.


I guess that one is suggesting that a cat became a chinese takeaway meal
.

I was gonna be a smart ass and say that people don't eat cats, they eat DOGS.

Well, it is estimated that in southern China's Guangdong province people eat 10,000 cats per day!!!!!!

OMG....sick subject. Sorry.....more jokes please.

[socaldmax]

In case Buzzman and John61ct don't get it...

Keith Richards is the lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones. The Rolling Stones are a rock band who are apparently never going to die. As musicians, they're kind of sloppy, but there's a lot to be said for keeping a rock band together for 70 yrs. They also have a few hits.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by Saleen411

I was gonna be a smart ass and say that people don't eat cats, they eat DOGS.

Well, it is estimated that in southern China's Guangdong province people eat 10,000 cats per day!!!!!!

OMG....sick subject. Sorry.....more jokes please.

Another fun fact is that black dog tastes better than brown dog.

I don't know why, but that's what several Filipino friends have told me.

[CatNewBee]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Another fun fact is that black dog tastes better than brown dog.

I don't know why, but that's what several Filipino friends have told me.

Best are NY Hot Dogs, I prefer the brown, the black taste too much like coal

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by StuM

Apparently there is new social media meme going round where you post pictures of yourself from 2009 and now to show hw you have changed.


I guess that one is suggesting that a cat became a chinese takeaway meal
.

Living in the South Pacific will enlighten you!

[jibstay]

Originally Posted by StuM

Apparently there is new social media meme going round where you post pictures of yourself from 2009 and now to show hw you have changed.


I guess that one is suggesting that a cat became a chinese takeaway meal
.

The scary part is that Facebook promoted the 10-year meme to secretly tune their facial recognition algorithms.

[john61ct]

So glad the only "social media" I use are

SMS
email
forums

A 9-year-old I'm close to, thinks memes are important, wants to "do them" as his profession when he grows up.

Who knows, maybe?

[socaldmax]

I don't think the cat, I mean the mu shu pork, is too concerned about facial recognition.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by john61ct

So glad the only "social media" I use are

SMS
email
forums

A 9-year-old I'm close to, thinks memes are important, wants to "do them" as his profession when he grows up.

Who knows, maybe?

So you have access to a 9 yr old mentor, but you have to ask us about Girl Scout cookies and social media trends.

Uh huh. Got it.

[fxykty]

Originally Posted by jibstay

The scary part is that Facebook promoted the 10-year meme to secretly tune their facial recognition algorithms.

I expect they have way more than enough date-stamped photos to use for their analysis already, given the rate people post selfies. This idea that the 10 yr meme is a plot has been debunked. Not everything is a conspiracy!

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

The cat is a pekinese?????

[socaldmax]

I'll give you 3 guesses which gender thought this up, and the first 2 don't count.

[Freedom45]

Originally Posted by jibstay

The scary part is that Facebook promoted the 10-year meme to secretly tune their facial recognition algorithms.

Being the smartelic that I am, if I had Facebook I would post someone else's photo to throw a monkey wrench in the works....

[GILow]

Well, my radio has a sense of humour...

[Buzzman]

Keith Richards: guitar solos, he does!