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Old 22-07-2020, 23:27   #11821
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ah, if you only knew.....my wife is a treasure......
Sooooo...you buried her with all her gold jewllery...????

Time to get out the shovel..!!

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Old 23-07-2020, 07:13   #11822
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Old 23-07-2020, 08:56   #11823
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Submarines twice, holy....
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Old 23-07-2020, 11:43   #11824
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Old 23-07-2020, 11:53   #11825
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Old 23-07-2020, 11:57   #11826
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Last truck I had was a 3500 dually, never had trouble parking it, but I guess it’s because as a kid I drove farm tractors and trucks. This is the only picture I have of that truck.
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Old 23-07-2020, 12:00   #11827
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Old 23-07-2020, 12:33   #11828
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Last truck I had was a 3500 dually, never had trouble parking it, but I guess it’s because as a kid I drove farm tractors and trucks. This is the only picture I have of that truck.
Is that a Cessna 140?
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It's not gay if you're underway.
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Sounds about right to me.
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Old 23-07-2020, 16:48   #11831
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...and when you children put fairy-floss* in their hair, you sent them to their room for being naughty..!!

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Touché. You pulled my plug wires on that one! Might take me a few days for a good comeback. Of course it was taken out of context of the whole tune.
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Is that something akin to every sailor has to take a turn in the barrel?
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Old 23-07-2020, 19:23   #11834
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Is that a Cessna 140?
Yes and my Son washing it. I kept it, it’s stored in a hanger with two cars and a lot of stuff that one day I will want again after cruising is over.
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Old 23-07-2020, 19:34   #11835
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I have owned longbed pickups for years and am quite used to Hillbilly Parallel Parking-

Drive straight into the space, right tire up on the curb and ease in till yer left side bumper almost touches the car in the front. Then crank the wheel all the way to the left, reverse and drop her on down. Easy Peezy.
I have never been able to figure out why anybody would own a shortbed pickup unless they are an offroader. But they outnumber me by about 10 to 1 so I guess I'm the oddball.
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