OK, time for a little test.
Q: “What do you call a sail with only two corners?”
A: I haven’t got a clew!
Q: If a boat
could fly where would it go?
A: an airport
Q: How many boaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because the right size bulb isn’t on board, the local marine-supply store doesn’t carry that brand, and the mail-order house has them on back-order.
Q: Why is sailing like sex?
A: When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad.....it's still pretty good.
Q: What do you call a competitive sailor who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Q: What do you call a paddle sale
A: Quite an oar deal.
Q: Why did the admiral decide against buying
a new hat?
A: He was afraid of cap sizing.
Q: Why did the sailor keep his money
on an elevated sea floor?
A: It was a bank.