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svmariane · 12-11-2019, 21:08

I feel like half the appeal of getting a boat is coming up with a cool name for it. Especially with yachts, sailboats. They always have these rich sounding names, names like "Loving Life", "Ain't Things Grand". That's cool. I want to try that with my car. A ten year old Honda. Yeah, everybody pile into the "Should Have Tried Harder".

LakeSuperior · 13-11-2019, 06:02

Did you know the seagull was god's third attempt at creating the bird...

The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

LakeSuperior · 13-11-2019, 06:03

This is closer to reality than I care to deal with...

Three old guys are taking a walk...

First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"

Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"

Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

LakeSuperior · 13-11-2019, 06:04

Thought I won an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture...

But when I got home, the tables were turned.

LakeSuperior · 13-11-2019, 06:05

I worked at the U.S.Mint because it was the only job close by.

I didn't have a car, it was just the only thing that made cents at the time.

LakeSuperior · 13-11-2019, 06:07

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer.

As the fourth one is about to order the bartender stops them, pours two beers and says “you folks should know your limits.”

socaldmax · 13-11-2019, 15:07

svmariane · 13-11-2019, 16:40

Don't really know where to post this and for reasons unknown I keep ending up on the CF Joke Thread. Anyway, maybe time to take a break from the laughter, the wit, the light-hearted comic relief normally provided in this thread. Now me, I never much considered the music background in films. Anybody else remember the Spaghetti Western with Clint Eastwood titled "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"? Well get yourself a cold one, put on the earphones, and sit back and relax for 6 mins. You'll thank me later.

And just for fun: There are three women in the video with prominent roles; which do you think represents Clint Eastwood's character, which Eli Wallach, and which that of Lee Van Cleef?

Note: Maybe I'm reading too much into this stuff...