Finally reached the stage where I've been considering Lasik eye surgery. Got my doubts, though. Talked about it with the Doc and she said, well, just consider the worst case scenario. So I did.
The laser fries my eyeballs and they explode, leaving me blind and with intense pain for the rest of my life. I'd be walking down the street, newly blind, and stumble across some dead guy. Try to shake him awake - Wake up, cold man! -leaving my fingerprints and DNA all over the crime scene. Get arrested for murder. Get sent to prison. And you know what? Bubba ain't blind, and I won't see him coming. After me. Coming after me, I meant to say.
So yeah... I still wear eyeglasses.
I think I'm losing my sense of humor
. Because I found the game
"can you PROVE where your were two weeks ago" justifiably terrifying. Rules are simple. Imagine: Cops knock at your door. Detective asks something like where were you around eight PM on Tuesday, two weeks ago. Okay. Can you prove that?
Let's not get into probable cause and all that legal
stuff. For the sake of the game
can you PROVE where you were at zero-dark-thirty on the morning of whatever? Ahhh... So no alibi, huh?