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Old 12-11-2019, 22:08   #7381
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I feel like half the appeal of getting a boat is coming up with a cool name for it. Especially with yachts, sailboats. They always have these rich sounding names, names like "Loving Life", "Ain't Things Grand". That's cool. I want to try that with my car. A ten year old Honda. Yeah, everybody pile into the "Should Have Tried Harder".
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Old 13-11-2019, 07:02   #7382
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Did you know the seagull was god's third attempt at creating the bird...

The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
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Old 13-11-2019, 07:03   #7383
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This is closer to reality than I care to deal with...


Three old guys are taking a walk...

First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"

Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"

Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
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Old 13-11-2019, 07:04   #7384
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Thought I won an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture...

But when I got home, the tables were turned.
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Old 13-11-2019, 07:05   #7385
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I worked at the U.S.Mint because it was the only job close by.

I didn't have a car, it was just the only thing that made cents at the time.
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Old 13-11-2019, 07:07   #7386
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer.

As the fourth one is about to order the bartender stops them, pours two beers and says “you folks should know your limits.”
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Old 13-11-2019, 17:40   #7388
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Don't really know where to post this and for reasons unknown I keep ending up on the CF Joke Thread. Anyway, maybe time to take a break from the laughter, the wit, the light-hearted comic relief normally provided in this thread. Now me, I never much considered the music background in films. Anybody else remember the Spaghetti Western with Clint Eastwood titled "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"? Well get yourself a cold one, put on the earphones, and sit back and relax for 6 mins. You'll thank me later.

And just for fun: There are three women in the video with prominent roles; which do you think represents Clint Eastwood's character, which Eli Wallach, and which that of Lee Van Cleef?


Note: Maybe I'm reading too much into this stuff...

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WOW! That was great!
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Thank you svmarine, really enjoyed that
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Old 13-11-2019, 21:57   #7391
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Wah wah wah. . .

See the hanged man at 1:56?

The Clint silhouette?

Fab. . .

https://youtu.be/J77StPfQYHY
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Yep, thank you.



That led me to the two companion pieces by them - Fist Full of Dollars and A Few Dollars More.


They are all great!
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See the hanged man at 1:56?
I gotta say, that was just a bit macabre. Kinda jarring against that superb soprano's voice.
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I boiled up a funny bone and made a laughing stock,that’s pretty humerus.
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Svmariane loved the Wa Wa girl!
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