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Old 20-01-2020, 02:07   #8311
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Let me guess! Transgender?
Hint: Straight guys notice the girl, not the socks...
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More political humor.

You've got an interesting definition of politics.

Care to explain?
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Just to be sure......
I guess, the arm of the lift is simply too short and the bottom too muddy to get closer with the lift, that is the only way to get dry to that pole and not get stuck with the truck... ;-)
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Hint: Straight guys notice the girl, not the socks...
Then why mention the socks?
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Hint: Straight guys notice the girl, not the socks...
And then find out she used to be a guy, is the joke.

Nothing wrong with that of course. . ,
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Old 20-01-2020, 08:51   #8317
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And then find out she used to be a guy, is the joke.

Nothing wrong with that of course. . ,
Seriously, you guys dont get the joke?

If you noticed the socks (especially something fashionable like them not matching), then the news for you is: YOU'RE GAY!

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Old 20-01-2020, 09:24   #8318
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Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. . .

If you know the model is trans and you are still attracted to her, that does not mean you're gay.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. . .

If you know the model is trans and you are still attracted to her, that does not mean you're gay.
Is that an Occam's razor in your pocket John, or are you just happy to see me? [emoji4]
For the record...I agree, she has a nice ass, but tattoos are a deal breaker for me [emoji2]
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Old 20-01-2020, 12:04   #8324
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Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. . .

If you know the model is trans and you are still attracted to her, that does not mean you're gay.
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Figuratively speaking. As long as you're happy and he/she/they is happy, it's all good.


Finally, a little nautical humor, eh?
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Then why mention the socks?
For those who are gay AND slow.


Please don't make me define "slow."
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